Right Female readers around the world, who wishes that guys would understand you more? Even if their not your boyfriend or anything, maybe just a friend thats a guy, do you think that they really know whats going on in your head and know what you want when you want? They really don't have a clue do they? I know I wish that guys would understand me better. Even just guys that are in my class, or just my friends, I really wish they would really take the time to listen and understand me.
So what's the point in this blog? Well, the other night I was sitting and watching a film that I havn't seen in a long long time. What Woman Want. Basicly, this guy who really has no idea about woman is given a package off a new worker at his work. She gives all the colleges a box of female beauty products. This guy gets totally smashed on wine and decideds to try the products to try and get some idea's on how to sell them, basicly, get inside a woman's head. So he puts on mascara, lipstick, black head remover, hair moose, tights, waxes his legs and even wears a wonderbra .... then his daughter walks in on him with her boyfriend. As you can imageon, she's mortified, I guess we all would if we walked in on our dad's wearing all these beauty products, so anyway, she slams her bedroom door shut after shouting at him that he never listens to her and doesn't understand her. Long story short, he then falls in the bath, the hair dryer shortly followed.
When he wakes up he finds he can read every woman's mind.
Curse or blessing?
Hmmmm, I think Its a bit of both really, I know that if a guy could read my thoughts he would deffinatly understand me more, he would understand why I act so strangly or say some of the random things that I say, but on the other hand, he would be able to hear all my intermate private thoughts, making them not-so-private anymore.
Wouldn't it be great if he could only read the thoughts we want him to hear. Like when we really need a hug or something, you know, to cheer us up, he would know exactly what to do to make us feel better. Or if he could only hear the thoughts he thought at him, if that makes sense.
You know when someone's talking to you and you think all these sarcastic comments in your head but you don't say them out loud because you know they'll get you in trouble, yeah like that.
So like, If he's walking towards you, and you really really like him and your thinking,
Please look at me! Please say Hi! Please give me some sign that you know that I actually exsit!
He knows to give you a smile and to say hi.
If that was the outcome every time, I would suggest that every boy jumps into the bath with an electric appliance of some sort.
*note- Don't jump in the bath with a hairdryer or something, you won't come out being able to read minds, you might just really hurt yourself....
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